Showing posts with label Best Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Best Quotes. Show all posts
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very
hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q. If it took eight men ten
hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good
one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an
elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an
elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at
night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone
into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
. Thursday, April 17, 2014 . Unknown

Awesome Answers In IAS Examination .


. Friday, February 14, 2014 . Unknown

Life Is Like Visitors.


1) अगर लगातार दौडने से लक्ष्मी मिलती तो,
आज कुत्ता लक्ष्मीपति होता.....

2) मौत रिश्वत नही लेती लेकिन, 
रिश्वत मौत ले लेती है.....

3)काम मेँ ईश्वर का साथ मांगो लेकिन,
ईश्वर काम कर दे ऐसा मत मांगो......

4) कडवा सत्य एक गरीब पेट के लिए सुबह
जल्दी उठकर दोडता है और एक अमीर पेट
कम करने के लिए सुबह जल्दी उठकर
दौडता है..

5) 50 रुपे मेँ 1 लीटर कोल्डंड्रीक आती है..
जिसमे स्वाद और पोषण जीरो.. और
कमाता कौन? मल्टीनेशनल कम्पनिया और
उसके सामने 50 रुपे मे 1 किलो फल आते
है स्वाद भरपुर और पोषण लाजवाब और
कमाता कौन? धुप मेँ,सर्दी मेँ,बरसात मेँ
लारी लेकर घुमता अपना एक गरीब
भारतवासी..

6) सबंध भले थोडा रखो लेकिन,एसा रखो
कि शरम किसी की झेलनी ना पडे मौत
के मुह से जिदंगी बरस पडे और मरने
के बाद शमशान की राख भी रो पडे..

7) जब तालाब भरता है तब,मछलीया
चीटीँयो को खाती है और जब तालाब
खाली होता है तब चीटींया मछलियो
को खाती है, मौका सबको मिलता है
बस अपनी बारी का इन्तजार करो..

8)दुनिया मेँ दो तरह के लोग होते है.. एक
जो दुसरो का नाम याद रखते है और
दुसरा जिसका नाम दुसरे याद रखते है..

9) सुख मेँ सुखी हो तो दु:ख भोगना सिखो
जिसको खबर नही दु:ख की तो सुख
का क्या मजा.?

10) जीवन मेँ कुछ बडा मिल जाए तो छोटे
को मत भुलना.. क्योकिँ जहा सुई काम
हो वहा तलवार काम नही आती..

11) माँ-बाप का दिल दुखाकर आजतक
दुनिया मेँ कोई सुखी नही हुआ..

12) भगवान का उपकार है कि आँसुऔ को रंग
नही दिया वरना रात को भींगा तकिया सवेरे
कुछ ना कुछ भैद खोल द

13) जो इंसान प्रेम मेँ निष्फल होता है
वो जिदगी मे सफल होता है..

14) आज करे कल कर कल करे सो परसो ईतनी भी क्या जल्दी है जब जीना है बरसो

15) दुनिया का सबसे कीमती प्रवाही
कौन सा है? आँसु जिसमेँ 1%पानी
और 99% भावनाए होती है

16) दुनिया का सबसे अमीर आदमी भी
माँ के बिना गरीब है

17) गुस्से मे आदमी कभी कभी व्यर्थ बाते
करता है, तो कभी मन की बात भी
बोल देता है

18) भगवान खडा है तुझे सब कुछ देने के
लिए लेकिन तु चम्मच लेकर खडा है
पुरा सागर माँगने के लिए

19) आप यह पोस्ट पढ रहे हो ईसका असतित्व आप के माँ बाप है...
. Tuesday, February 11, 2014 . Unknown

Best Quotes

  • To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
  • It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. 
  • Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
  • This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can't give up because if you give up, you'll never find your soulmate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
  • Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.
  • To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one’s self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived—this is to have succeeded.
. Tuesday, February 11, 2014 . Unknown

Best Quotes


  •   Morning comes, whether you set the Alarm or Not.
  •  Sleeping is an art, which we can learn only if we switch off the phone!!.
  •  “Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
  •  “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control    and at  times hard   to    handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't  deserve me at my   best.”
  • “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
       Love like you'll never be hurt,
      Sing like there's nobody listening,
      And live like it's heaven on earth.
  •  You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
  •  Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.” 
. Tuesday, February 11, 2014 . Unknown

Best Quotes



“Seven Deadly Sins

Wealth without work

Pleasure without conscience

Science without humanity

Knowledge without character

Politics without principle

Commerce without morality

Worship without sacrifice.”
. 
― Mahatma Gandhi
. Saturday, January 25, 2014 . Unknown

Mahatma Gandhi

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